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If you are planning to travel to Germany and want to know what words you should avoid when talking with the locals, below a few examples.
Some are okay to use. The word "Scheisse" for example what means "shit". But other can get you in serious troubles. And btw, you won't win many friends in Germany, if you call them "Krauts" in their own country. lol Oh, and another important thing. In English you call everyone "you" no matter, if it's a friend, a stranger or family.
But the German language makes a different. Friends and family you adress with the word "Du" while strangers are adressed with "Sie".

What they do on the photo calls in German "Arschfick".
Fick dich! - fuck you
Ficker - fucker
Fotze - Cunt
Geh' dir ein Wichsen - Jerk off
Gottverdammt ! - God dammit !
Halt die Fresse - Shut up!
Idiot - moron
Hurensohn - son of a bitch
Ich scheisse darauf - I shit on that
Ich hasse dich. - I hate you.
Ich will dich voegeln - I want to fuck you
Ich will ficken - I want to fuck
Kuess mein Arsch Kiss my ass
Leck mich am Arsch! - Lick my ass!
Lutsch' meine Eier - Suck my balls
Moepse, Titten - Tits, boobs
Moese, Fotze - Cunt, pussy
Muschi - Pussy
Mutterficker - Motherfucker
Nuesse, Eier, Sack - Nuts, balls
Scheissen - To shit
Schlampe - Slut, bitch
Schwanzlutscher - Cocksucker
Schweinepriester - Pigpriest
Schwuchtel, Schwuler - faggot (noun)
Schwul - gay
Scheisse - Shit
Sie Hurensohn - You son of a Bitch
Sie bist eine Schlampe! - You are a slut!
Hundesohn! Son of a bitch!
Verpiss dich! - Piss off / Fuck off
Wichser - wanker

A typical case of "einen blasen". (Blowjob)
alte landsau - stupid old bitch
Arschloch - asshole
Arsch - ass
Schwanz, Luemmel, Doedel - dick (lit. tail)
Abschaum - scum
Abschaum der menschlichen gesellschaft - the scum of the earth
Dreckskerl - bastard
Schwanzlutscher - cock sucker
Der teufel wird los sein - the shit's going to hit the fan
Titten, Memmen - tits
Dirne, Nutte - hooker
Hure - whore
Du blöde stinkfotze - you stupid stinking cunt
Du dumme kuh - you stupid cow
Du verdammter Arschficker - you damn assfucker
Du verficktes abschaum - you fucking scum
Fahr zur hoelle - go to hell
Geh und fick deine Mutter. Go and fuck your mother
Geil - horney
Ich fick deine mutter - I fuck your mother
Ich will dich ficken - I want to fuck you
Missgeburt - bastard
Muschilecker - pussy licker
Scheisskopf - shithead
Scher dich zum Teufel - go to hell
Verdammt du Hurensohn - dammit you son of a bitch
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Jul 20, 2010